Player Profile: Ieuan Morris
September 5th, 2012 // Player Profiles,Team News // Richard Boydell

Ieuan Morris
In Ieuan, the Vaders have one of the best players in the league. He has the ability to play anywhere and is most effective up top where his skill and deadly finishing provides goals aplenty for his team. Since joining, he has formed a lethal partnership with Titch and has scored a number of braces and hat tricks as well as many assists. Quite simply, Ieuan = goals.
Good at taking set pieces, he has taken over as the Vaders’ first choice free kick taker and has bagged a few goals already, none more important or spectacular than his last minute winner in the cup quarter final against local rivals Bush Kangaroos. The one blip on his Vaders career thus far is his straight red for clipping a defender across the ear against the Lamb & Flag, leaving him with a 3 match ban, including the up and down cup semi final against the same team.
Skillful, strong and technically brilliant, there’s not a lot Ieuan can’t do and he has become invaluable to the Vaders. Started season 3 on the right of midfield due to the signing of Robbie Walters, and has maybe been a little wasted out wide. It also remains to be seen if he can throw the ball as far as his fiance’s other boyfriend.
Quick-fire Questions
Favourite position?
Striker
Favourite Vaders moment?
Scoring a last minute free kick against the Bush to win the cup quarter final.
Worst Vaders moment?
Losing 8-1 to St Pats.
Player Profile: Scott Sainsbury
September 4th, 2012 // Player Profiles,Team News // Richard Boydell

Scott Sainsbury
Scott is our very own Gascoigne, who, if fit and sober, can be a great asset to the team. He has scored some crucial goals and is often involved in some of the Vaders’ better attacking moves. Has a great presence on the pitch (much to the annoyance of the opposition, and most of the time the ref), he really likes to set the tone of the game not only with his feet but also with his mouth (he’s loud).
A great midfielder due to his composure, ability to keep hold of the ball and his passing, he is equally as effective at centre back where his calming influence helps the rest of the back four and his timely tackling and interceptions break up attacks quickly and easily. Has also been effective from the left of midfield – or his free role as he likes to call it.
Great positioning, awareness and technique means Scott doesn’t need to run himself ragged and this is probably a good thing, especially when he’s been out the night before. Everyone’s friend, one of the boys and always good for a laugh, Scott takes winning seriously and gave an inspired speech before the cup final which started along the lines of “I haven’t come all the way here today to lose to these p***ks”, whilst foaming at the mouth. Only one thing left to say… Make some noise for the Vader boys, boom, boom… you know the rest.
Quick-fire Questions
Favourite position?
Midfield
Favourite Vaders moment?
Scoring a 40 yard free kick in the cup semi final.
Worst Vaders moment?
Scoring 2 own goals against the Bush.
Player Profile: Jason Cook
September 4th, 2012 // Player Profiles,Team News // Richard Boydell

Jason Cook
After watching the Vaders in the Cup Final in season 2, Cookie wanted to sign up immediately for the start of the new season. A relatively unknown quantity for the Vaders due to being a new signing, although quite a few have played alongside Cookie in the past for other local teams.
A well known professional boxer (former European champ), Cookie has a great engine and even better enthusiasm to do well. Will chase the ball endlessly and is not afraid to mix it up (as you’d imagine), could be an interesting season with Cookie in the team. I’m sure there’ll be some laughs and hand-over-mouth moments.
Started season 3 in goals and did very well (saving a penalty too), it remains to be seen if he’ll be content to play there all season and if he does, I’m sure we’ll see some awesome ‘The monk’ moments. PS Aaaadrieeeeeene!!
Quick-fire Questions
Favourite position?
Centre Midfield (but loving it as goalkeeper too)
Favourite Vaders moment?
Beating last seasons champions on my debut / saving a penalty against the Bush.
Worst Vaders moment?
Conceding 4 own goals in 2 games.
Player Profile: Tom Evans
September 4th, 2012 // Player Profiles,Team News // Richard Boydell

Tom Evans
Tom has shown remarkable commitment to the Vaders having found it difficult to hold down a regular place in the side despite being ever-present almost every training session and match day. It’s not down to his abilities though, he is more than capable and has shown glimpses in a number of games like scoring the winner against local rivals St Pats, but has been unlucky with the depth in the squad in his chosen position.
Sometimes asked to play in a defensive role he looks a little uncomfortable with, Tom excels on either wing and is equally as good in the centre. Could find himself with more minutes on the pitch this season if he can replicate the form he shows in training every week during matches, then he will only be getting dropped on nights out rather than the team sheet.
Strong as an ox (roider), good feet and a good passer of the ball, Tom needs just a little more confidence and will only get this from playing more. His reputation as party boy may be curbed a little lately and playing for Maesteg Park will help him get even better too. Training’s top goalscorer (or so he says?).
Quick-fire Questions
Favourite position?
Midfield (not f**king defence!!)
Favourite Vaders moment?
Scoring the winning goal against St Pats up the Vaderdrome.
Worst Vaders moment?
Getting sent off by Coxy against the Bush after being on 5 minutes.
Player Profile: Christian Powys
September 3rd, 2012 // Player Profiles,Team News // Richard Boydell

Christian Powys
When Powys joined the Vaders at the very beginning he and everyone else was unsure what position he would occupy. After trying the wing, midfield and full back, he finally settled in as centre back and has been there ever since. Very quiet, after a while he decided to start talking, and once he grew in confidence he got better and better each game, culminating in winning a deserved Player of the Year award for 2011/12.
Works well alongside a ‘talker’ in the back like Cwtch or Sainsbury, he makes tackle after tackle, clearance after clearance, and also has the composure to pick out a nice pass from defence. Suffered with a couple of niggling injuries, the Vaders will be hoping he can stay fit throughout the season to provide the stability needed at the back.
Tall, fast and a great tackler, Powys, despite being a very quiet individual, has a competitive streak inside which allows him to perform at his best almost every week. And he sure does put up a great net. Powys is simply a Vaders’ Vader. Finally, knowing how much he’d like the boys to stop talking about it, there will be no mention of his penis on here. Oh wait…
Quick-fire Questions
Favourite position?
Centre Back
Favourite Vaders moment?
Winning the semi final of the Cup in season 2.
Worst Vaders moment?
Probably yesterday (in reference to the Vaders drawing 3-3 with Bush Kangaroos after leading 3-1).
