Match stats:
Matthew James (Pen)
Ieuan Morris
Lee Isaac
Matthew James
Stephen Gould
Vader’s smash some pussies with chewbacka missing 3 from close range lol!!
The Vaders trooped down to lands far too close to Cardiff, where the people speak with a funny accent and pretend to be wealthier than they really are for an away game against those who dare to call themselves the Lions. They were made to look like pussycats by the 14 strong Vader’s who turned up on a frosty morning where only the brave dared play football.
Playing on a big slope the Vader’s were made to play down in an effort to contain them in the first half. This plan seemed to be working with all of the shots being parried or missed from close range (Enter cock of the week Mr Ieuan Morris).
With around 20 minutes gone and the game hanging in the balance Lee Isaac was brought down in the box to be given a Penalty which Titch ran after the ball to make sure he was taking. Titch tucked it away in the bottom left corner for a change (SARC).
Not long after this the Pussies…sorry Lions made it one each with a nice strike beating Jimbob from inside the 18 yard area.
So came the second half and with Richard Boydell looking rather lost and frustrated on the left, Rob Boydell replaced him and Blackie left the field after looking quiet towards the end of the first half. Titch pushed up with Ieuan to reunite the partnership and Richie dropped into midfield to strengthen the attacking options.
Within ten minutes the Vaders were 2-1 up thanks to a pass from Gouldy which was whipped in by Rob Boydell for Ieuan to tuck home. This proved to be the turning point in the game and the drastic uphill wasn’t noticeable as another goal went in from Lee Isaac from the right flank.
The Vaders were flying and the Lions were cheating – or did they just push some more people up front? Anyway this made for some good attacks for them but on the back foot they had less in midfield and the Vaders put a fourth in from Titch.
This was closely followed by a fifth after a nice run up the flank by Jammy and a cross field ball from Pooley for the most unlikely guy on the field to score with his head..Mr Gould popped up and headed a cracking goal home.
With just 6 minutes left the Vaders kept pressing sensing more but the match ended 5-1. A cracking result for the Vaders. A Solid second half performance from all especially the defence with all back four having a good game. Captain Cwtch may struggle to get in for the next game.
No game now for 2 weeks when the Vaders play the Railway Rhino’s away. A must win match against the bottom of the league team.
Man of the Match: Titch (his first and Powys a close second)
Cock of the Week: Ieuan – For missing 3 goals from less than 5 yards – and all over the bar.
Quote of the Day: not had one for a while (no hambone) – Darren – wait til tour boys this is fuck all!
