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Ieuan Morris
Ieuan Morris
Stephen Gould

The first game of the 2011/2012 season gave the Vaders their first 3 points. Llantwit Lions turning up ½ hour late nearly saw Mario “baggio” the ref call off the game, but with some encouragement the game was allowed to continue.

Llantwit with only 10 men should have proven no problem for the Vaders, and in the first half this was the case with the Vaders scoring 2 through Striker Ieuan Morris.

A further goal could have been added by Jimbob but a straight down the middle approach didn’t work for him and the keeper saved the penalty, only to Jimbobs amusement as he scurried back to his own net.

At half time the only sub came on for winger Lee Isaac (hamstring) and the Vader’s went to work once more. The Lions had more to them in this second half and the Vader’s seemed to get complacent. A stunning third goal by midfielder Gouldy saw the Vaders put some daylight between themselves and the Lions, however moments later the Lions had a goal to celebrate. This was closely followed by another goal which put the Vaders in a precarious position. The Lions were controlling the game and a defeat to 10 men would have bee n an embarrassment.

The Vaders managed to see out the match to a 3-2 victory, but it was a close one in the end and lessons should have been learned about being too cocky when leading the match.

Something else to note – Never let Ted Danson take your throw ins – 3 foul throws within 10 minutes, beating Leigh “K-swiss wearing mother fucker” James’s record

Man of the Match: Ieuan Morris
Cock of the Week: Matthew Evans
Quote of the Day: Yeah she is a lesbian, but she loves a bit of cock